team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

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my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”

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"well, it seems we are at an impasse."

"so we are. carry on, cat"

"same to you, bird."

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Ideally, this will be a scene from my future home.


lipstick lesbian? no, i’m a burt’s bees bisexual

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Every day I inch perilously closer to just writing fan fiction. 

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My skin was so oily today that all my foundation came off????? that’s never happened before what is my skin doing help

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