team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
my first thought this morning was “count olaf should have been more thoroughly checked by social services”
"well, it seems we are at an impasse."
"so we are. carry on, cat"
"same to you, bird."
lipstick lesbian? no, i’m a burt’s bees bisexual
Every day I inch perilously closer to just writing fan fiction.
My skin was so oily today that all my foundation came off????? that’s never happened before what is my skin doing help