I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men
you want a man with a strong jawline so you have a sturdy place to sit
so today on okcupid i’ve had three seperate people ask me to join them and their partner for threesomes, and i had a random american guy try to skype me
there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec
Everyone has six names.
- Your real name:
- your detective name (favourite colour and favourite animal):
black tiger (hmm im not sure about this)
- your soap opera name (middle name and street you live on):
- your star wars name (first three letters of last name, first two of middle):
- superhero name (color of your shirt, first item to your immediate left):
- goth name (black and one of your pets):
"I found him.
I found my soulmate.
Behold my idiot as he spazzes into the sunset”
you don’t know how much i laugh at this every time i see itthis hits my dash about three times a week and i laugh every time.